~ Your monthly house payments exceed your monthly income (and you think it’s normal) ~ You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don’t notice it. ~ You don’t know anyone’s phone number unless you check your cell phone. ~You speak Spanish, but you’re not Mexican. ~ You begin to... Continue Reading...
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road-side. He ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate. ‘Why are you eating grass?’ he asked one man. ‘We don’t have any money for food,’ the poor man replied. ‘Oh,... Continue Reading...
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replied. “It’s not polite.” “OK”, the... Continue Reading...
Craig’s list post - Wall Street Analysis of Gold Diggers THIS ACTUALLY WAS POSTED AND APPEARED ON CRAIG’S LIST > What am I doing wrong? > > > Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful > (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate... Continue Reading...
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