Subject: Funny but true

Written by antimethod | Sunday, September 30th, 2007 | |
Filed under: Emails

> Why, Why, Why
>
>
> Why do we press harder on a remote control
> when we know the
> batteries are getting dead?
>

> Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient
> funds” when they know
> there is not enough money?
>
> Why does someone believe you when you say
> there are four billion
> stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
>
>
>
> Why do they use sterilized needles for
> death by lethal injection?
>
> Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
>
> Why does Superman stop bullets with his
> chest, but ducks when you
> throw a revolver at him?
>
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>
> Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the
> word “lisp”?
>
> If people evolved from apes, why are there
> still apes?
>
> Why is it that no matter what color bubble
> bath you use the
> bubbles are always white?
>
> Is there ever a day that mattresses are
> not on sale?
>
> Why do people constantly return to the
> refrigerator with hopes
> that something new to eat will have materialized?
>
> Why do people keep running over a string a
> dozen times with their
> vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine
> it, then put it down to
> give the vacuum one more chance?
>
> Why is it that no plastic bag will open
> from the end on your first
> try?
>
> How do those dead bugs get into those
> enclosed light fixtures?
>
> When we are in the supermarket and someone
> rams our ankle with a
> shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do
> we say, “It’s all right?”
> Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That
> hurt, you stupid
> idiot?”
>
> Why is it that whenever you attempt to
> catch something that’s
> falling off the table you always manage to knock
> something else over?
>
> In winter why do we try to keep the house
> as warm as it was in
> summer when we complained about the heat?
>
> How come you never hear father-in-law
> jokes?
>
> And my FAVORITE……
> The statistics on sanity are that one out
> of every four persons is
> suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of
> your three best
> friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you. I’ve done
> my job and sent this
> email to you , now it’s up to you to send it on
>
>