FW: VERY KNOWLEDGEABLE HUSBAND!!!!!!
Posted on October 17th, 2007This is what happens when your husband takes a message for you. You can expect to find a note on the fridge with the following:
FW: ANOTHER CHINESE TOY MANUFACTURER RECALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on October 17th, 2007Recently there is a big deal about Chinese factory manufactured toys being recalled due to the unsafe nature of the materials they used to build such as having lead in them. It has cost toy companies to recall many items. Take a look at the newest toy being recalled…
FW: Save your brain!!!
Posted on October 17th, 2007ALWAYS USE LEFT EAR FOR MOBILE PHONES
As received
Save your brain
FW: Days of our lives….
Posted on October 17th, 2007…… So are the “Days Of Our Lives.”
Okay folks. Quit looking at the obvious and observe the “wanna-be-stud” loser on the left.
FW: Halloween’s Coming
Posted on October 17th, 2007
FW: Six Classic Affairs
Posted on October 17th, 2007Six Classic Affairs
The 1st Affair:
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
FW: Best Smart Ass Answers of 2006
Posted on October 15th, 2007SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Virgin Airlines. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
“What are my choices?” John asked.
“Yes or no,” she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he openedhis trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.”
FW: Parking problem in Manhattan New York [image]
Posted on October 15th, 2007There is a problem when you live in a city and you spend more time looking for that parking space then you spend time having sex.
