Archive for the ‘Office forwards - emails’ Category

FW: YOU KNOW YOU’RE FROM SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA WHEN

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

~ Your monthly house payments exceed your monthly income (and you think it's normal)

Fwd: BLOCK CELL PHONE SOLICITATION

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

REMINDER.... all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies tomorrow and you will start to receive sale calls.

FW: The Moment Just Before the Pain Begins

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

That one moment, single moment... right before the pain hits.  Only if life paused and we could move out the way.  Too bad, we aren't all Zack Morris and can't go 'time out!'.  Also, the pain here is real; unlike Paul Pierce's knee jerk faux pas injury.

Your Office Space Challenge!

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Attention all readers, subscribers, etc, Happy New Year! It's finally 2008!

ONLY THE AMERICANS!

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

Only the Americans!!!!! The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship and the British authorities off the north coast of Scotland. The transcript was released by the MoD on the 10/10/95.

FW: VERY KNOWLEDGEABLE HUSBAND!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

This is what happens when your husband takes a message for you.  You can expect to find a note on the fridge with the following:

FW: ANOTHER CHINESE TOY MANUFACTURER RECALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

Recently there is a big deal about Chinese factory manufactured toys being recalled due to the unsafe nature of the materials they used to build such as having lead in them.  It has cost toy companies to recall many items.  Take a look at the newest toy being recalled...

FW: Save your brain!!!

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

ALWAYS USE LEFT EAR FOR MOBILE PHONES As received Save your brain

FW: Days of our lives….

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

...... So are the "Days Of Our Lives." Okay folks. Quit looking at the obvious and observe the "wanna-be-stud" loser on the left.

FW: Halloween’s Coming

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007