The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in

When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions
at the entrance:- ‘You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors
and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may
choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next
floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
find a husband.

The 1st floor sign reads:

Floor 1
These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2
These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:

Floor 3
These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled
to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4
These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
Help with Housework.

‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I
can hardly stand it!’

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

Floor 5
These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help
with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.

Floor 6
You are visitor 31,456,012 to
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner
opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st floor has wives who love
sex.

The 2nd floor has wives who love
sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors
have never been visited.