13 Reasons to Not Drink and Be Drunk With Friends

Posted on by RJC

It’s the end of January and I’m sure most of you remember the awesome New Year’s Eve party you got wasted at to start off the new decade.  Most likely all the embarrassing videos and pictures of you and your dumb antics has already been passed the internet by now.

Here are some notable pass outs.  This one an oldie.  But its still a friendly reminder as well.

Passing out on the park bench

Put on some clothes you wench!  Looks like there’s a cup of coffee ready for your ass to leave the park table.

Duct taped to the ceiling

Look at these aspiring scientists and engineers doing a social experiment on the strength of duct tape.  Duct tape truly is one modern marvel.

Attacked by toothpicks

Is this supposed to resemble a porcupine or is there part two of this photo where all the toothpicks suddenly just maul this Cowboys fan?

Beer bottle outline of passed out guy.

How creative!  This must be the new commercial for Beck’s beer.

Whip creamed sucking on a banana.

Ghetto Ronald McDonald or a new ashtray?  On second thought, it’s a tribute to the banana split with a cherry.

The new shoe rack.

Look how neatly the shoes line up on this rack.

Wet crotch

This is pitiful.  Passed out, unable to go to the toilet, you just pissed yourself.

Getting furniture rearranged on you

I don’t think this pass out is that amazing because the person is on the bed.  What is amazing is the drunk bunch that were able to pull off the feat of stacking the furniture on top while being drunk as well, I’m assuming.

Stacking and balancing act.

Bleh, this one not impressive either considering there are two lemons and a beer can still not stacked up.

Sleeping next to the keg

This one is suitable.  If you can drink a whole keg, you deserve to sleep next to it!

Tampon stuff in your mouth.

Glad it isn’t a used one.

Duct taped again

It’s amazing how a common item like tape can be so appealing and make this list twice!

And Saving the Best for Last…

Face painted on butt with a cigarette.

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